WARNING: DRINKING TOO MUCH ALCOHOL CAN BE FATAL

i just scored some cheap wine, and im guessing because of the half life of the fermaentation molecules, it kind of tastes like sour grapes. im kind of drunk as shit and yeah, im going to go lay down after i talk to my sweetheart.
but yeah, about 12-15$ a bottle of wine, this is apothics 'carbernaut suvaigno', which sounds and tastes like red grapes but sour. its acutally better then the 200$/bottle stuff my dad gets, not sure what hes missing out on.. think ill give him a bottle.

WARNING: DRINKING TOO MUCH ALCOHOL CAN BE FATAL

** EVEN WINE **

anyways, i drink it straight out of the bottle, and its good wine, gets you drunk as shit really fast, which is bad, because some people can pass out or get into an accident if tehyre really drunk, but in some cases just pass out and wake up with a hangover

so check out your local bevmo or super market, and score some cheap wine. think this is better then wine in a box, but yeah, think thats for something else

you will need a "corkscrew", to open the bottle, and if you dont open the bottle right, you basically lose a bottle of wine
so here you go, unfold the arms, and WITH FORCE, jam the corck screw into the UNSEALED, OPENED SEAL of the wine. if you dont see a cork, youre not doing it right. you will need force or a knife to remove the sealant in some bottles of wine

tastes a little nutty but mostly like sour grapes.. yeah after i talk to my sweetheart, aww yeah, 2:)|<, hubba hubba, lay that sugar on me aww yeah, ohhhh youre unbelievable

ohhhhh

WARNING: DRINKING TOO MUCH ALCOHOL CAN BE FATAL

fucking, good wine, hopefully its here tomorrow, its a sunday, so yeah, get your wine and keep on trucking

ohhhh youre unbelievable

but yeah, spend a good 200$ bucks and you have wine for the month or so, just dont waste glasses

they make relatively good gifts, cheap wine, kind of a gag gift, but it really pays off

happy drinking, and be sure to pack those shelves
ohhhh youre unbelievable
oh unidef