really broke and over 18? try food stamps

like, i have food stamps and theyre ok, i can get instacart and amazon shopping, and yeah, its a credit card, kinda embarassing but im almost 40 and yeah, i couldve been making a ton of cash, fucking, still being harassed by people because of cnn and comedy central, whatever, but yeah, i was going to college, had a sister, had decent friends, and i was in a pretty good economy at htat time, couldve, just as well started working in it, but yeah, i was going for my bs in computer science, and yeah, it was 911, i was a daily show fan (i dont watch tv as often as i did before), and yeah i dropped off some business and movie tips to the voice mail, they gave me an email address to send their stuff, and they pumped out so many movies and just left, fucking, spoiled brother and his psycho friends have been torturing me for 20 years to meet angelina jolie and go on the daily show or some shit, fuck all if i know them or care about them if they have 20 years of my money and send people to torture me over their fucking hellspawn

but yeah, i mean, they sent my ass to a psych ward after i questioned the legitmacy of angelina jolies children, like, who would think two black kids and a chinese kid would have brad pitt as hteir father, i mean, fuck all with these movies abuot pissing in peoples food and god knows what else, sugh, god knows what else salt is about (plain ass every ordinary salt), fucking, freakshow people on tv and their crazy shit, fucking, movies about pissing in peoples food and shooting at the police or some shit, fucking, like someone from the hood made this shit or something

anyways, you can apply for welfare and food stamps, and general assitance as well i think, there are a ton of government programs and yeah, i think fha does mortage loans for low income as sad as that sounds, so yeah, if you do get welfare and general assistnace, and i think you can live in a decent home and still get welfare, basically by family they mean your family, like, when your over 18 you can technically legally by law have your own family, and after that youre an independant living in someone elses home, this goes to people living with their parents. and yeah, if you live with your parents and youre over 30, bad news ahead lol

but yeah, check out food stamps, they come in these little credit card things, and you can pay for htem whereever food stamps are accepted, welfare pays i think 200-600, and general relefi is about 200, and yeah, if you start your own family (get married, have kids, etc) you get more money

but yeah, i thikn you can crash with your parents for like, 2 years? set aside 2000, maybe 4000 and get a downpayment for a condo or an apartment, i personally never got a fha loan, a mortgage btw is a home loan you need to pay, along with other fees, usually from a broker i think its called and yeah, gotta pay a mortgage and property tax, which is like i guess, 300? for a condo every year

but you'll need a down payment, which is like, i think 10-20% of the mortgage upfront, but yeah, i think the fha, which is a mortgage for a low-mid income people, has a program that will pay your downpayment, so if youre lucky to meet the mortgage limits of the place you want to move to, you can just start paying the mortgage off the bat and move in, so a 600k home (which is around the mortgage limit on average), would cost you like 3k a month, maybe 2k a month with programs, and you can do whatever you want in that house, like, tear down walls, renovate, setup an indoor jacuzzi, you can tear down all the walls and just have supports like a studio, but the jist is the home is your property as long as you pay off the mortgage

ill do another update on mortgages for disabled/low income people sometime
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